Eng Teacher:Make a sentence
using neither-nor ?
Naughty Boy :When girls wear
tight fitting dresses,
Neither r they comfortable Nor r we.

Sher; Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha, Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha.
perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai, Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha.

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Meri taref se apko 1 ""PuPPI"" Aapki saheli ko 1 ""PAPPI"" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ""PuPPI"" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere ""DOggy"" ne 10 ""PuPPI"" ko janam de hai!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai