Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

Sochta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

WHO YOU ARE

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

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Kya leker aaye the, kya leker jaoge
mujhe sms nahi karke kitne paise bachaoge,
Itne paise bachaker,
kya jannat mein bangla banaoge...

Chahta hoo tujhe pyar doo
dost par apni jindagi waar doo
jab tera message nahi milta to
dil karta hai tere mobile me goli maar doooo…

Arz kiya hai...
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
agar purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
hum samajh jaenge,Within 1 min...

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...