Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya

Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi...!

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab, Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwariya gai Bhagwan gayab

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.