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Jalebi, Honey & Darling
Santa was invited to Banta--s home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her --Jalebi--, --Honey--, --Pyaari--, --Darling--, --Sweetheart-- etc.
He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, I think it--s wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names.
Banta hung his head, To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago.

Finally, here is some warning given out in good faith!

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun

Simple Surd Questions & Answers!
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I--ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write --Please turn over-- on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What--s the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why can--t sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off.

Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.

Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

Q: What--s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.

Q: Guy asked his surd wife how did you get the car in the living room?
A: She said I drove it through the kitchen and took a left.

Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said Yes, I--ve seen it done.

Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
A: Sardar: No, who wrote it?

Surd--s Love for cricket
Bagga: --My girlfriend says that if I don--t give up cricket she--ll leave me.--
Jagga: --Oh! that--s very tough, Right friend?--
Bagga: --Yeah, I--m going to miss her--.

Answering Machine!
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon.

teri maa ko






tere baap ko







tere bhai ko









teri behan ko






teri khala ko






tere sare khandan ko







EID MUBBARAK ........

True story:

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They Loved each other a lot.....

Girl: slow down a little.. I--m scared..
Boy: No, it--s so fun..
Girl: please.. it--s so scary..
Boy: Then say that you love me..
Girl: Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?
Boy: Give me a big hug.. (The girl gave him a big hug)
Girl: Now can you slow down?
Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It--s uncomfortable and
it--s bothering me while I ride.
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived. The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn--t want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself.....

santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he--s in serious financial trouble. He--s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I--ve lost my business and if I don--t get some money, I--m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I--ve lost my business, my house and I--m going to lose my car as well. Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple... My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I--ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don--t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won--t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God: SARDARJI, BUY A DAMN TICKET

Santa Singh was seen going to the same movie everyday for a week. So Banta asked him one day: Arre ..yaar, kyon itni acchi lagi kya, ki roz har show ke liye aa rahe ho?. Santa replied with a bit of embarassment on his face: ..heh ..heh ...Ek scene hai - jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi - .. heh .. heh