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ak pathan apni girlfrnd ko apne ghar laigaya tu light band ki.... parde band kiye sare kamre main andhera kiya or girlfrnd k pass gaya or kaha dekho hamari ghari (watch) main light jalta hai............ haha

air hostes pathan se=sir aap kia lena pasand karan gai
pathan=mera lya taaweez wali chai lao,
air hostes sir wo taweez wali chai nahi tea bag hai.ha ha

Dosti dil hai, dimag nahi
dosti soch hai, aawaz nahi
koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jazbe,
kyonki dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahi
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AFTAB KHAN

PATHAN KO KHUWAB MAIN KISI NE NANGA KARDIA SUBA PATHAN NE JAKAR APNA BANK ACCOUNT CLOSE KARWA DIYA................. Q K BANK MAIN LIKHA THA HM APK SAPNO KO HAQIQAT ME BADAL DAIGE........

1 MULLA KI SHAADI NHI HORAHI THI WO MANNAT MANGNE GAYA WAHAN USKI MAA KHAI ME GIR GAI.............. MULLA BOLLA ( YA KHUDA TERI KHUDAI APNI TO MILII NHI ABBAA WALI BHI GAI....

Mr. & Mrs. Dahi Bhalla
request the pleasure of your company to atttend the marriage of their son: Kaka Gol Gappa with Bibi Paapri.
R.S.V.P:
Mr. & Mrs. Kachori
Mr. & Mrs. Samosa

Venue:
Pastry hall near,
Popet Chowk,
Papar Nagar,

Aana zurur mari JALEBII: :=)

LAHORI481@HOTMAIL.COM

man: sardar gi aap ka 1 daant neelan q ho gya hai?

sardar: yaar main ne ink lagai hai,
man: hain wo q ji?
sardar: oye yaar ajkal bluetooth ka zamana hai na!

lahori481@hotmail.com

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?


Aftab khan

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, send me a brother. santa wrote back, send me ur mother