SMS

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon

dekhta rehta hai.

Sardar yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Mobile isthemal karne valo ke sazaye.
1). SMS karny per 3 saal qaid.
2). Call karny per 10 saal qaid.
3). Miss call karny per 15 saal qaid.
Per GABRAO MAT tum jasay kanjuso ke leye koi saza nahi.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.....

What a FRIEND is - A tissue when you can’t stop crying. A shoulder when
you feel like dying. Always listens when have something to say. A week
when you need just a day. A crutch you have a broken heart. Some glue when
everything falls apart. A sun when rain just won’t stop. A phone call when
you can’t leave the home. A hand when you feel all alone. A wing if you
want to fly. Understands without knowing why. An ear for secret to fall. A
aspirin when your head hurts like hell. A FRIEND is a true love that can
never let go. A FRIEND is you & I wanted you to know.
Lets hope that we will meet again and enjoy the company of each other again.

our friendship is idle. you happy i happy. you sad i sad. you laught i laught. you cry i cry you jumped out of the window, i look down and cry oh wakho pagal na chall mar dati.

A MAN ASK TO SARDAR GEE
WHEN YOU FEEL COLD WHAT YOU DO
SARDAR GEE: I SEAT NEAR THE HEATER
MAN IF YOU FEEL MORE COLDNESS
SARDAR GEE I START(ON) THE HEATER

STARS + MOON = ROMANTIC NITE

BIRDS + SKY = LOVELY DAY

FOREST + ANIMAL = REFRESHING WORLD

U + UR SMILE =

OH MY GOD !!!!!

BHHHOOOOOTTTT !!

our friendship is just like an onion,which have many layers,if u want to cut it u have
tear--s in your eye--s.

Two Lovers Plan to go suicide.
Boy Jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return saying: LOVE IS BLIND.
BOY open his parahcure and said LOVE NEVER DIES :)