Sms / Funny

Anam Lateef

Bachon Kay Baloon

bombay main ek vine company ek offer dayti hai keh her ek vine ki bottle kay sath ek CONDOM free milay ga.ek din ek old man vine buy kerta hai shopkeeper oos ko CONDOM nahin dayta wo old man shopkeeper say kehta hai:
bhai wo jo tum bachon kay khailnay kay kiay goobaray (baloon) daytay hi wo bhi to do.................... hahahahaha

· 1 Like · May 16, 2015 at 09:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Amna Omar

Sardar Ji

a sadar ji wentto a doctorand said ahave motions and i have woried about that
doctor said----try lemon ----
sardarsaid----i tried but when i put it out motions started again----

· 1 Like · May 16, 2015 at 04:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Imran

Manmohan Sing

i man asked sardarg manmohan sing goes walk on evening not in the morning, sardar replayed aray bhai manmohan sing is PM not AM

· 1 Like · May 15, 2015 at 23:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Asiah Rahi

Eid Ka Chaand

Ramzaan k mahinaay main ghar say kum nikalna
Log roza na tor dain Eid ka chaand samajh kar

· 1 Like · May 15, 2015 at 18:05
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Abdul Qadeer

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

The day before I die, I--d like to sell every piece we--ve got just to see how much it--s all worth.

Well, his friend replies, since you couldn--t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you--ll never be able to sell!

And that--s where you--re wrong, the man smiled. If I sell it, my wife would kill me!


· 2 Like · May 15, 2015 at 13:05
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Abdul Sattar

Santa Banta

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, OK, next time we will apply together. and they do. On interview day, Santa Singh says, First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What--s India--s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

· 1 Like · May 15, 2015 at 09:05
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Funny

Kinza Hussain

Mithai Ka Diba

ek admi train main safar ker raha tha k ussy zoor sy poti aai uss ny mithai ky diby main poti ker k seat per rakh diya or chala gaya. thori deer k baad 3 dost uss daby main aai jaab unhoon ny dykha k mithai ka diba para hi tou 1 dost ny ussy khola or chakh k kaha hoon khati dosry ny chakh k kaha hoon methi phir teesary ny jaab chakha tou kaha ulu k pathy taatti. hahahahhaaaaaaa.

· 3 Like · May 15, 2015 at 03:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Hafiz Mehran

Practise

practise makes perfect,but nobody--s perfect ,so why practise ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

· 1 Like · May 14, 2015 at 23:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Sana Dimple

Monkey

there r three monkeys r lived in a jungle one is drink pepsi and second is eat burgers aand thrird is who read this message hahahahahahaha sorrry its a joke

· 1 Like · May 14, 2015 at 18:05
Category: funny
 
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