SMS

Bush: Meri pain de kaar munda hoya way.
Musharraf: Mubarak howay.
Bush: par ik masla way.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
""Don not look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!""

Girls miss use it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photographs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Mein Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna





AnswEr hAi










BethA
huA

.



BAkrA ... :p ;->

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh mein LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BHUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

When u want to enjoy life
think today as ur life's FIRST day.
When u want to achieve something in life
think today as ur life's LAST day.

Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.

Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai.
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya ghamm nahi
duniya se ziada humko teri zarurat hai.

Everybody seems to be SPECIAL at first sight,

But only the SPECIAL ones

Maintain their level of dignity

Till the last sight of the life.