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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, ""Oh..we-ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?""
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, ""No problem! we-ll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we-ll automatically get developed.""
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.
Someone asked him why he wasn-t happy. The surd replied, ""OH! THAT-S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????""

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being
made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims ""71st and *again* barefeet!""

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight
kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the
doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem. ""What-s the problem?""asked the doctor. ""I-m
2400 kms from home.""

A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat
his friend asks him ""kyon sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"" Sardarji
replies ""Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema
hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ""

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with
him. Somebody stops him and asks ""kyon bhai ye sab
kyon leke baithe ho?"" Sardarji replies ""Saali train
late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun""

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on thetrain 20 rupees to wake him up when the station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife "" What-s the matter?"" Replied he ""The cheat on the train has taken
my 20 rupees and woken up someone else""

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, ""Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"" The sardarji replied ""I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.""

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh some how managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a whilewhen the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, ""Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck-s goin- on?
Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ridedown there ? Scared Banta replies. ""Yeah, but you-ve got a
driver.

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his
doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
answered, "" I was ironing a shirt and the
phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."" ""
Oh Dear! "" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. ""But
....what happened to your other ear?"" ""The scoundrel called back