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Once a sardar jee was passing by river.
He heard a beautifull woman shouting for help.
the woman was drowing. sardar jee dived into the
river and saved the woman-s life. she was so thankful
that asked sardar jee do what he could do lying on the ground without a single
piece of clothe on her body. sardar jee did not miss the chance, took her bicycle, and
ran away.

once a sardar jee was taking a bath suddnly his friend came and he gave him vioce from out of door and say came out harry up .sardar replyied""main naha raha hon""he said again ""jaldi aa ""so sardar jee came out with out wearing any thing.he suggest him ""yaar kuch pehin to aao""then sardar jee went inside and wear a softy shoes in his feet.

aik dafa sardar gi kahin ga rahey thay kay samney gaey(cow)ka gobar para hao
tha. woo soochnay lagey kay yay gobar hai ya mitti
to pehlay wo aagaty barey or soocha kay agar yay gobar hoa to paaon(feet) kharab
ho gaen gay lakin agar mitti hoi to nahin ho gay aur loog mera mazaq uraey gay
to phir aagey barey ungli main thora sa lagya
or chat kar kaha(akh tho:gobar hai,shukar haikai paaon nahin rakh dia)

one sardar jee was not sleeping with her wife these days because some where he came to know that it is not good to sleep with a married woman.

Aik dafa sardar gi kahin ja rahey thay kay samney gaey(cow)ka gobar para hao
tha. woo soochnay lagey kay yay gobar hai ya mitti
to pehlay wo aagaty barey or soocha kay agar yay gobar hoa to paaon(feet) kharab
ho gaen gay lakin agar mitti hoi to nahin ho gay aur loog mera mazaq uraey gay
to phir aagey barey ungli main thora sa lagya
or chat kar kaha(akh tho:gobar hai,shukar haikai paaon nahin rakh dia)

One American really wanted to visit India. He was traveling for India by air india flight. He was sitting with a sardar. Suddenly, sardar farted so American was like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Sardar respond, this is what you call AIR INDIA. HA ha ha

once a saradr come to another and said ke sardar je main ne kal app ko app ke bewe lete hoe dekha tha.second sardar ja mazak na kar .kal to main ghar he naheen tha.

aik dafa sardar jee rail gari main saffer kar rahay thae kuch dair badd un ko bath room janna para ,kafi dair badd niklay tu lugoun nay pucha kay kia baat hai buhat dair laga dee tu sardar jee nay kaha kay yar kee dasan meer ghari kamod chay deg pai tu logoun nay kaha kay sardar jee (ZANJEER) khanchni thee na tu sardar jee nay kaha kay main toanoo koi pagal lagdan , main (5) panj vary (ZANJEER)khchi tay panj vari pani niklia

ONE-S TIME A SARDAR JEE CAME AT CLICIC AND SAID . DOCTER SEE MY EARS . DOCTER KEHTA HAI AAPKE KAAN TO EK DAM LAAL HO RAHE HAIN KIYA HO GAYA ? SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN MAIN GHAR MAIN KAPRAY PRESS KAR RAHA THA KE ACHANAK TELEPHONE KI BELL HOI MAIN NE JALDI MAIN IRON KO PHONE SAMAJH KAR KAAN PAR RAKH LIYA . DOCTER KEHTA HAI BUT DOOSRAY KAAN PAR KIYA HUA HAI SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN US BASTERD NE REDAIL KIYA PHIR SE .....