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Two Sardars were playing CHESS!!!


Really!!!

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it Home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have color TVs? Sure.
Give me a green one, please

ok now this is really funny. read this very carefully.
ONCE A SARDAR(SIKH) CLIMBED UP A TREE BVUT COULDNT GET DOWN. HE STAYS THERE 4 A LONG TIME BUT ALL OV A SUDDEN HE LOOKS AT ANOTHER SARDAR(SIKH) COMMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE. SO HE YELLS 4 HELP. THAT SARDAR COMES 4 HELP AND GIVES A ROPE TO THE OTHER SARDAR AND ASKS HIM TO TIE IT ON HIS WASTE. SO HE DOES AS HE HAD BEEN TOLD .THEN HE PULLS HIM DOWN REALLY HARD. AND THE GUY FALLS DOWN AND DIES. HE SAYS""OOPS I JUST SAVED A GUY-S LIFE THE SAME WAY YESTERDAY MY THROWING THE ROPE INTO THE WELL AND PULLING HIM OUT.(LOL)
I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

aik sardargee film dakhnay cenma gay film key doran dekha key aik sceen main latki apnay kaptray ahista ahista utar rahi hay
jab wo saray kapray utar chuknay wali hoti hay kay achanik aik train samnay say guzar jati hay train kay guzrnay key baad sardargee dakhtain hain key larki kapray badal chuki hooti hay
sardargee yahi sceen dakhnay daily aatain hain aik din gatekeeper poochata hay is film main aisa kon sa sceen hay jo aap rose dekhatain hain sardargee bolay key shaid kabi train late ho jay.

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to
claim it
and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, ""I want my 20 lakhs.

The man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn-t work that way. We give you
one lakh
today and then you-ll get
the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.""
The Sardar said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I want
it.""
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day
and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I want my
money! If
you-re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want
my five rupees back!""

aik dafa kisi sardar se kisy nae time pocha sadar bole aik minute thero btata huon gis hath mae ghadri thi us mae doodh ka glass tha gab time batane ghare dhghe us kae hath se doodh gher gia doseray din pher us admi ne sadar se time pucha us waqat sardar kae hath me lasse ka gallss tha time batate wo glass bhi gher gia tessray din ua admi ne sardar setime pucha sardar ne us admi ko kha tae ajj mae tumhare liyae ghre dosrey hath mea bhand k aya houn takee mujhe see doodh na gher jae leken time batate us nae dono htath uper kiea or pher us see doodh gher gia chothe din jab wo admi time puchne ayia to sardar ne us ko wo ghare hi dade or khaha kae is ghare se mujhe buhut nuksan hae

aik dafa 3 sardar America gae wahan Newyork mein aik 70 manzala building key aakhari floor par thehrey. thodi der key baad Kartar Singh kuch khareedney neechey gia aur kafee der wapas na aaya to baqi 2 sardaroon ney neechey dekha to Kartar Singh neechey khada nazar aaya.Aik sikh nein chilla kar kaha ""Kartarey utte aa ja ""doosarey sikh ney kaha"" holi bolo sardar gi ,aeh Amrica aey apna Amartasar naheen"" abb pehley sikh ney doorbeen aankhoon par laga kar kartar singh ko qareeb se dekha
to aahista se (sargoshi mein) kaha
""Kartarey utte aa ja ""

aik daffa aik sardar di debate kr rahay thay ,unnho nay aa ker kaha meri pano ,meri parayoo ,meray buzergo tu unnho nay is duran mike ko haath lagaya tu us mai current tha to woo achanuk bolay tadi maan no......