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ek dafa sardar jee cycle per appnay bachay ke sath ja rahay hotay hain bacaha kahta hai sardar jee nanu dhand lag rai hai sardar jee us ko apna kot ulta kar kay pahna daiday hain thori door ja kae cycle ki taker ho jati hai bacha or sardar gir jatay hain sardar jee bahacy ko hilatay hain laikin bacha nahin bolta log ekathay ho jatain hain or sardar se pochtay hain ki hoya sardar jee sardar jee kahataya hain honi galan kar raiyasee maingardan sidi kiti tay ainay bolna band kardita (sardar jee nay us nu ulta koat pahnay houya see)

aik bar aik sardar ji hotel main jatay hain aur waiter say kahtay hain on plate of feet and head(mean siri payay)phir wo kha kar kahtay hain one dish and.jab waiter doosri plate lata hai to kha kar kahtay hain the taste has come

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.

aik din sardar jee bhangra daal rahe hotay hain.log un say poochtay hain kay wo kis hooshi main bhangra daal rahein hain.wo logo ko batate hain kay un ka bai maar gaya hain.log kehtay hain sardar jee aap ka bai maar gya hain aur aap bahngra daal rahe hain keun.sardar jee batatey hain kay puri dunya kehti hain hain kay sikhon ka damag nahi hota lakin hammara para ""damag kay cancer"" say mara hain is say sabat hoowa kay siakhon ka bi damag hota hain.bus issi liyay main bahngra daal raha hoon.

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.

aik din sardar jee bhangra daal rahe hotay hain.log un say poochtay hain kay wo kis hooshi main bhangra daal rahein hain.wo logo ko batate hain kay un ka bai maar gaya hain.log kehtay hain sardar jee aap ka bai maar gya hain aur aap bahngra daal rahe hain keun.sardar jee batatey hain kay puri dunya kehti hain hain kay sikhon ka damag nahi hota lakin hammara para ""damag kay cancer"" say mara hain is say sabat hoowa kay siakhon ka bi damag hota hain.bus issi liyay main bahngra daal raha hoon.

eik martaba eik sardar g tv khareednay eik shop per gaye dookaan daar saypoocha yeh tv kitnay ka hay us nay kaha keh mein sardar ko tv nahin baichta saradar nay wajah poochi dookaan daar nay kaha bas mein nahin baichta doosray din sardar aurat ka bhais badal kar aata hai aur phir tv ki keemat malom kerta hai dookan daar nay kaha mein nay kaha hai na mein sardaar ko tv nahin baichta sardaar hairaangi say, yaar mein to aurat ke roop mein aaya hoon phir tumhein kistarha pata chala keh mein sardar hoon dookaan daar ne bari si aahn bhartay huay kaha kewn keh sardar g yeh tv nahin microwave oven hai...

Aik sardar gee ko pahar par charhnay ka bohat shoq hota hai. subah sweray woh sair kay liye nikaltay hai. aur pahari par charhna shooroo kar daity hai key ichanak un ka paow pahari par say phisalta hae aur woh lurkharatay huway neechay ki taraf aatay hai keh yuk dum un ka haath aik darakhat ki shakh par gripp ho jata hai woh bohat cheekho pukar kartay hai key mujay bachao bachao laikin unehai koyee nahee bachata, phir ichanak un key zehn mai vah-e-guru ki yaad atee hai sardar gee vah-e-guru ko pukartay hai ke a vah-e-guru mairee maddad karo key gaib se awaz atee hai key shakh chhor do sardar gee preshan ho jatay hai key yeh kia keh rahay hai, shakh chhor doo ga to mai mar jaoo ga sardar jee bohat afsurda lehjay mai kehtay hai. phir awaz atee hai key tum nay khudee maddad key lia pukara tha ub jo kaha ja raha hai vohi karo, sardar jee apna moonh doosri taraf kar kay zor say pukartay hai ""Oay Koyee Hor Hai""

Sardar jee apnay doost k saath body building ka mukabila daikhnay chaley gae.. wahan bohat say tun saaz apni apnai body dikha rahey thay...sardar jee k doost nay aik body builder ko daikh ker kaha .... Wah Goro jee kaya body hay ... Sardar jee foren boley... Oo dafa ker a vee koi body a...Looki tay sadi bahan no daikh ker kehnday nay...KAYA body hay....ha ha ha...ufff