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aik sardar platform pay khara tha.Achanak shore ki awaz aie.sardar jee na mur ka daikha, aik admi train ka neecha aa gia tha, sardar jee bhagh ke wahan poncha to logo ko hata kar aiga barhay, log samjee wale ke bhai hain, sardar jee kareeb gay to daikhay lash ka 4 tukray bhikray thay, achanak sardar gee ke munah say nikla, "" AA NAI BACHAN LAGHA""

aik sardar jee aik khatoon ko cycle per leja rahe thei dusray sardar jee un se khetain o sardar jee mehbooba ko leke kithe ja rahe ho?
sardar jee khetain hein oye mehbooba hogi teri meri to behn hai

EIK SARDAR SAHAB FLAT KA 12TH FLOOR PER RAHTE THA eik din eik aadmi bhaggta hua aaya aur zor se bolla BANTA DINGH BANTA SINGH TERI BETI MAR GAYE BANTA SINGH NA US TAK JALD AZ JALD POHANCNE KA LIYE KHIRKI SE CHALAANG LAGA DI JAB WOH GIRTE GIRTE 9TH FLOOR TAK POHANCHE TO UNE YAAD AAYA KA ""YAAR MERI TO KOPI BETI HI NAHI HAI""JAB WOH 6TH FLOOR PER POHANCHE TO UNE YAAD AAYA KA UN KI TO AB TAK SHADI HI NAHI HOI THI AUR JAB WOH 3RD FLOOR TAK POHANCHE TO CHEIKH KER BOLE""OH YAAR YA BANTA SINGH KON HAI""AUR PEHLE MANZIL PER POHACNE AUR MAR GAYE

Once a sardar jee meets a woman on the street, askes her out, woman said"" I am on my menstrual cycle"", sardar Jee replied, no problem makhna, u proceed in ur manstrual cycle, i-ll follow u in my Honda accord.

once sardar gee was busy in his office of 20 floors a man came runing and told santa singh your daughter preeto died in an accident sardargee jumped from the window in the shock when he reached at 15 floor he remembered that he has no daughter naming preeto when he reached 10 floor he remembered that he is not married when he was about to touch the ground he remembered he is not santa singh

aik dafa eik sardar,musalman,english aeroplane mein jaatey hoi gandi baatein kar rahay hotay hain to air hostess un ko mana karti hai woh mana nahin hotay to air hostess un say bahar janay ko kehti hai sab sey pehlay sardar jee bahar nikaltey hain to dhoti phool jaati araam say neechay jaatey hain phir musalman ki qamees phool jati hai woh bhi araam say neechay utarta hai english nay pent coat pahna hota hai woh tezi say neechay jata or sardar jee kay pass say guzarta hua kehta hai ""i am winning!i am winning!"" sardar jee say raha nahin jata woh wazan mein ziada hotey hain dhoti utartey hain or tezi say neechay girtey hain or english kay pass say guzartey huay kehtey hain ""now i am winning!now i am winning""

A Sardar walks into a casino and sees a Pepsi Machine. He puts in a dollar and gets a soda. He kept doing this until three hours later a man walks up to him and asks, ""What are you going to do with all these sodas?"" and he replies,""Shut up, can-t you see i-m winning?""

Ek dafa Ek Sikh Sardar Jee train me safer kar rahe they.Rastey mey ek aurat ne ap se bari jaldi mein phoocha key ""Sardar jee pishab karne de jaga te dasso"" Sardar Jee bole ""nahi pheley tusi dasoo""

aik Jaga Kuch Log Sar Jee Kee Pitai Karahe Hotay Hain magar Sardar jee Zor Zor Say Hanstay Jatey Hain , Log Jama Hotay hain aur Sardar jee say aik shuks Kheta hai kay Sradar Jee Tun Pagal Tau Nahee , Kay Yeh Log Tujhey Mar Rahey Hain Aur Tun Hansai Jarah Hai,
Sardar Jee XZor Say Hanstay Huvay Jawab Daytay Hain Kay Pagal Main Nahee Pagal Tau Yeh Log Hain, Kyoon Kay Main Woh Admi Hee nahi Jisay Yeh Marna Chahtay Hain