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If a man is allowed to select only one girl from 100 girls and he picks the most beautiful girl, he'll still feel the PAIN of losing the remaining 99.

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And women always complain that men don't have

FEELINGS!

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Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.


Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.


Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.


Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.


Santa: OK!


Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.


Santa: Have you brought the bottle?

When one gets up in the morning, one must thank God for the light, for the life and for the strength.

One also must thank Him for the food and for the joys of living.

If one fails to thank God, the fault lies within oneself.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

~ Groucho Marx

Good Day!

Happiness is a crazy mathematics, because it multiplies when one starts dividing it!

Have a very happy weekend!

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?

He told his wife`s name.

God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.

I miss u when something really gud happens, coz u're the one I want to share it with. I miss u when something is troubling me, coz u're the only
one who understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry, coz I know that u're the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.