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Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which few people together through the years.

Happy Wedding Anniversary!

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

Weekends are an excellent time when you use mouth to eat and drink... and not to talk.

Have a relaxing weekend!

A joke does not sound laughable, if you have heard it before.

Then why let the same pain hurt you more than once?

Life can b hard & not always fun, but as night brings dark morning brings sun. Ven life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now... because past never comes back but sometimes future can give
you back your lost things!

Stop thinking too much, it's alright not to know all the answers!

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?

He told his wife`s name.

God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.

Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"

"That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.