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Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife
at the same time, whom would you save?

Santa: Of course, the tiger.

Banta: But why?

Santa: Very few are left!

Animals & Birds wallpapers

"Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"

"I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!"

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

The girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, "Do you drink?"

The smart boy retorted, "Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?"

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

A caring mother;

A loving daughter;

A doting grandmother;

An affectionate sister;

An all weather friend;

But why always an angry wife?

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Angry... but caring, loving, doting, affectionate and friendly companion!

Happy Women's Day!

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!