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ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:

M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE

Newton's "First Law of Chhichhora pan"

"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a chamaat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Beghairty remains constant. Bezati is that charateristic due to which a begairat is compelled to change his state of begairti into Ghairat";-)

Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

(*) Happy Mothers Day (*)

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she is growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

Newtons 3rd Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her and
a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
untill on unless any external agent
(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.