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The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed.

"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"

"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred!

Every new idea is a joke until one man achieves it;

And every new thought is silly until one believes it.

Good Morning!

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

May you be blessed by the creator of the Universe, Lord Vishwakarma's - the divine crafts man, sculptor, architect and engineer of the Gods!

Happy Vishwakarma Puja!

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.

Santa: Damn lucky chap!

Banta: Why?

Santa: She could have called a priest!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which:

The Independence is Equal;

The Dependence mutual;

And the Obligation Reciprocal.

Best wishes for a very Happy Wedding Anniversary!

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

A wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.