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Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

Evolution of MAN:


Before meeting her, Spider Man;


After meeting her, Gentleman;

During wedding, Superman;


Soon after marriage, Watchman;


After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

Benjamin Franklin

Happy New Year!

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal.

Best wishes for a rocking Wedding Anniversary!