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Duaoon ki bheer main ik dua hai hamari
Jis main mangi hum ne har khushi tumari
jab bhi muskrao aap dil se
samjo dua qabool ho gai hamari

Kal ek musafir mila tha rasty main
kehnay laga nazuk dil ho bohat
Aisaa Naa ho kay dill turwaa betho
kuch logon kay haath main patthar hain
kuch teeshy liyea phirtay hain
tum apna ye dill mujhey dey do
mera wada hai naa toroon ga
Phir aaj ye maloom howa
wo shaks dilo ka beopari tha
dill tora nahi per beech gaya

Main sun k uski sub batain,
Faqat itna hi kehta tha,
Khafa hona mana laina,
Yeh sadiyon say riwayat hay,
Gilay shikway karo mujh say,
Tumhain janan ijazat hay,
Magar ik baat meri bhi,
Tum yaad rakh laina,
Kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,
Hawaain rukh badalti hain,
Khataain ho hi jati hain,
Khafa hona bhi mumkin hay,
Khataa hona bhi mumkin hay,
Hamaisha yaad rakhna tum,
Taaluq toot janay say,
Kabhi toota nahin kertay!

Youn hi tanhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain,
naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain,
yeh soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main,
mehman kabi ghar se nikale nahi jate.

Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara, jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab, Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwariya gai Bhagwan gayab

Zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh num na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.

Sher; Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha, Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha.
perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai, Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha.

Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai.
Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai.

kash main chand tu tara hota
falak pe ek ashiyana humara hota
sab tuje door bohot door se dekha karte
par tuje milney ka haq sirf hamara hota…

ek ittefaq apka hamari zindagi main aana,
ek haqiqat? apsay dosti karna,
aur ek tamanna! dosti ko zindagi bhar nebhana

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

aik dafa sardar jee rail gari main saffer kar rahay thae kuch dair badd un ko bath room janna para ,kafi dair badd niklay tu lugoun nay pucha kay kia baat hai buhat dair laga dee tu sardar jee nay kaha kay yar kee dasan meer ghari kamod chay deg pai tu logoun nay kaha kay sardar jee (ZANJEER) khanchni thee na tu sardar jee nay kaha kay main toanoo koi pagal lagdan , main (5) panj vary (ZANJEER)khchi tay panj vari pani niklia

ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha

main un kay ghar kay samnay say gaya us nay phool mara but gamla bhi sath thaa

miss joly kafi arsey se aik achi farm main job kar rahi thi.inn ke daftar main aur bhi satthi thay.lakin mr.James ,mr .Thomsan,aur mr .Brown miss joly se shadi karna chahtey thay.aik din miss joly ko akharkar apni shadi ke liye mashwarey ki zaroorat par gai.soocha kion na computer se mashwara kiya jaye.takey uss main ghulti ka koi ehtamal nah ho.""mr. Brown mery satth shadi ke liye kaisay hain""computer ne kaha.""ghair munasib"" acha ""mr. james"" bilkul nahi. tu phir""mr. thomsan mery liye kaisay rahain gay.""sawal hi nahi paida hoota"".akhir main miss joly ne kaha.""main phir kis se shadi karoo"".""MAIN MAR GIYA HOON KIYA""computer ne jawab diya.

ak dafa ka zikar hay kay ak man desert main ja raha tha tho us ko bohth book lagi thi rasthay main us nay ak bozarg kabar kay pass deka tho us nay us say kaha kay mujay bohth book lagi hay mujay kuch kanay peenay our kuch paisay day do. bozark nay kaha kay meray pass kuch nahi hay. yaha bait jao allah tum ko dega. us nay kuch din guzary. per us nay bozarg say kaha kay main ja raha ho muja kuch de do. us nay kaha kay meray pass kuch nahi hay haan ye ak gadha hay us ko lay jao. wo gadthay per sawar ho giya our chal diya. kuch din badh wo gadha book say mar giya. tho us nay us ko dafan kar diya. us kay badth wo us kabar kay daath so giya. thodee dair badh bohth saray loog waha per jama ho gaye our doa mangnay lagay. wo samajay kay koi bozarg ki kabar hay. us banday kay pass khoob paisa jama ho giya. per wo usi bozarg kay pass giya our us say sara waqya bayan kiya. tho us nay kaha kay yaar khafa na ho ye jo kabar hay ye us gadhay ka baap hay. hahahahahaha

ek din ek ameer aadmi marjatha hain marnay k baad us ne jaa k janat ka derwaza katkataya wahan se awaz ati hain kon wo boltha hain k main ander aana chata hon per awaz athi hain k tum ne dunya main kon sa acha kam kiya tha ameer aadmi kahta hain k main ne kal ek buriya ko 10 rupay diye per awaz athi
hain or kuch. tu admi khta hain k or kuch abhi yaad nahin aarahan hain tu ander se haath aata hain kahtha hain k yea lo apnay 10 rupay or baraber wala derwaza kathkatau
hahahahha acha hai na hunss na mut

Ustaad: Jamat main kaun shor macha raha tha.
Shagird:Janab muhe nahin maloom main to apnee batoon main laga hua tha.
hahahahaha (hunsee aye to hanso)

ik daffa ki boohat mottii aurat cycle pay ja rahi hooti hai .us ki ik larkay say takar hoo gai.wo baray piar say kehtti hai""dekha ha pehlli bar sajan ki ankoon main piyar"",larqa ussay dekh k baray gussay say kehtta hai""dekha hai pehlli bar cycle pa ganda sawar"" HAHAHAHAHA

main ne aik dafa apni ammi se kaha ke main london ja rahene hoon to aami ne kaha ke nahin jao magar main apni zid per arre rahe to usi din mere mamoo agaye mere mamoo mujh se bauhoot piyar kerten hain main ne mamoo se kahe yeh baat to mere mamoo ne kaha ke punjab chalo ge main en kaha ke nahin kehne lage hum london ko punjab kehten hain haahhahhahha

""Taray Koochay Main Khara Hoon Aisay""
""Jaisay Hockey ka Goal Keeper hoon main""

""Kutta Bun GYa hoon Taray Pyar Main""
""Yaqeen Nahi aata to suno Bahoo Bahoo""

AIK MAHIR IZDOJIYAT CHAND SHEHREYOON KO LACTURE DY RAHA THA. AAKHIR MAIN UOS NY KHA""AGAR KISE SHAKHS KE BEWE SEEDHE SADHE HO AUR WOH CHAHTY HON KY WOH CHALAK HO JAYE TOH WOH KHARY HO JAI.TOH WOH KHARY HO JAIN.""
AIK AADME UTHA TOH MAHIR IZDOJIYAT NY KHA .""TOH AAA\P CHAHTY HAIN K AAP KE BEWE CHALAK HO JAIY ?""
WOH ADME MAYOOS HO KAR BHAIT GIYA AUR BOLA MAIN SAMJHA AAP NY KAHA HILAK HO JAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

ek defa ek toota aur ak sardaar ji jahaz main safar kar rehay hotay hain sardar ji se samanay wali seet par aik larki bethi hoti hai toota bar bar larki ko charta hai larki khamaash rehti hai ketoota hai koibaat nahin janwor hai uus ko dhekh kar sardar ji ka bi dil lalachata hai woh bi larki ko chertay hain larki samajti hai ke toota hi hai lekin toota deekh leta hai toota sardar ji se poochta hai
""sardar ji udna aanda a""
sardar ji kehtay hain ""nahin""
tu toota kehta hai ""faer pangay kiyon la rayan""
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ek pthan bbhai kay ghar main chor aa ja ta hia pathan bhai jladi say chor ko pakartay hian aur us kay pair bandh day tay hian aur police station aakar tullay ko boltay hian yaara jaldi chalo hamaray ghar main chor aagaya hian hun nay us kocha ka pair babnd dia hian tula bolta hian yaar khan sahabb aap bhi kamal kartay ho us ka pair bandha hian woh to apnay hath say khol kar bhaag ja ay ga khan sahabb boltay hian ooo nahin yaara woh nahin bhagay gi tulla poochta hian kion khan bhai khan bhai boltay hian oo yaara woh chor bhi patha hia hohohohahahahahahahahaah

Eik engraz pakistan ata ha eik hotel main khana khata ha khanay main march bohat hooti hain engraz sour machata ha see see karta ha hotel wala baray ko kahta ha kalfi la ao kolfi khanay say engraz ko thandak parti ha to wo eik our kolfi khata ha engraz hotel main raat rahata ha soba jab bath room jata ha too bath room say awaz aati ha kolfi kolfi engraz jab apnay country wapas jata ha to us ka dost puchta ha kya hawa us na kaha baqi sub sahi ha atna yaad rakhana jab khana khao too 2 kolfi khana eik parsal karana

Ek sardaar ji England ke ek store main jaate hain jis ke baare main mashoor hota hai k yahaan duniyaa ke her cheez milti hai. Sardaar jee jate hain aur soochte hain mujhe toh ""garma"" lena hai toh is ki english kya hogi. soochte hain k garm ki english heat aur phir garma ki english bani ""heata"".
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain mujhe heata chahiye. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. isi tarah do din guzar jaate hain. ek doosre sardaar je store main aate hain toh pehle wale sardar se kehte hain "" kya hua sardaar je"". toh sardaar jee bura sa monh bana ke kehte hain do din hogaye hain in se ""heata"" mange hoye abhi tak nahi mila. toh doosre sardaar kehte hain ""Tanooh teh sirf do din hoye ne menoo teen meene ho gaye nai ""colda"" mangiyaan aaze tak nai labiya""

Aik daffa aik bacchi apni teacher se kehti hai ""Miss Miss Kya main maan ban sakti hoon"" Teacher:-Nahi beta abhi to aap bohat choti ho aap maan nahi ban sakti"" Is per aik larka jo kareb hi khara hota hai larki say kehta hai main ne nahi kaha tha kuch nahi ho gaa.

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aik dafa ka aik office main aik pathan kam karta tha woo apna malik ka sab sa khass admi tha aik raat ko uss patahan ka malik pathan ko office main akala poori raat ka lian choor gaya or office ke aik aik cheez lock kar gaya yahan tak ka bath room bhi pathan ko raat ko 3 baja tati aa na lagi to bachara pathan bara parashan hoa uss na soocha ka kyun na main mooza (socks) main tati kar loon uss na mooza (socks) main tati to karli uss ka baad woo sooch na laga ka yaar main yaa mooza(socks) kidher phankoo to uss ka dimag main aik baat aai ka main yaa mooza (socks) pankh (fan)ka upper rakh doon pathan mooza (socks) pankha (fan) ko upper rak ka soo jata hai subha woo uth ka galti sa pankha (fan) chala daata hai to uss ki tati office ki sari deewaroon pe lag jati hai to uss ka baad pathan jamadaar ko bulata hai or uss sa boolta hai ka yaar ya saari deewaroon ko saaf kar da main tumhain 10 rupa doonga jamadaar kafi daar tak charoon taraf daakhta hai ka baad pathan sa boolta hai ka yaar main tughay 100 rupa doonga phala tu yaa bata ka tu na asa tati kei kasa ..........................................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahah

aik dafa ka zikar hai k Bil clinton ne huqam dia k sadar sadamm ko pakernai k lia monkyes use kiya jaian gay to 1000 monkiea ko miisshion per bhiaj dia gia per misshion na kaam howa kiun k 1 monky kam tha jab us ko dhonda gia to wo yea jock perh reha tha
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaa hooooeeeee hoeee hoeeee bus duaon main yaad rikhiya ga

hum gay saah saaahib ki saaadi main saaikhupuray . saaah saaahib nain saaamiyaanoon kay nichaay bithaaa kar sakar ka saarbat pilaa kar ooper se palaaa di saraaab , phir de pisaaab pe pisaaab de pisaaab pay pisaaaab
hehehehehe hehehehahahha huhhuhu huuuuuuuuuuuuu soonunigam@hotmail.com

2 aadmi janat main milty hain 1 2sray say tum kasy marey 1 sardi lagnay say or tum kasy marey herat say wo kasy 1 din ghar gaya to 1 aadmi ki aawaz sunai di andar gaya to kuch bhi nahi tha sara ghar dekh liya herat say gira or mar gaya 1st aagar fridg khol kar dekh letay to 2ono bach jatey -hahahahaha

ek haathi hota hai woh hansta nahi sab log bhut koshish kartey hain key woh hansey lakin sab ki koshish bekar jatey hai.itney main ek chunti atey hai woh boltey hain main hansatey hoon hathi ko woh us key kaan main kuch boltey hai tu haathi zor zor se hansna suru kar deta haisab log pareshan ho jatey hain aur chuntey se poochtey hain tum ney aisa kya bola key woh hans deya.chuntey boley main ney kaha key main tumharey bachey ki maa bananey wali hoon.hahahaaaaaaa

1 aadmee hota hai. us ko lahor ki train main jaga nahee miltee. woh train main shor macha deta hai ""saamp saanp(SNACK)"" train main saamp aa gaya hai. to sab log bhag jatey hain aor woh akela birth per so jata hai. subah jaagta hai to Coolie us ke samney khara hota hai. woh Coolie se poochta hai ke Bhai Saab Lahore aa gaya kia..? Coolie us ko kehta hai ke nahee. kal raat (night) ko is dabey (train) main saamp aa gaya tha is liye is dabey ko train se alag kar diya baqi train lahore chali gayee..... ha ha ha ha he he he

Meray Sajan Ganjay hain to kia howa.
Chand kay sar(head) par kabhi ball(hair) dekhay hain.
oh hay oh hay........

DO DOST HOTEY HAI UN KO LAHORE JANA HOTA HAI PER TRAIN MAIN JAGAH NAHIN HOTI HAI AUR UN MAIN SE EIK DOST KEHTA HAI KE APAN KO EIK PURA EIK BLOCK MILEE GA TO MERA JADOO DEKH
WOH TRAIN KE AAKIHRRI BLOCK MAIN JAAA KAR KEHTA HAI KE IS BLOCK MAIN SAANP HAI
TO SAAB LOG UTH KAR CHALEE JATEY HAI AUR YEH AARAAM SE BLOCK MAIN SOO JATEY HAIN. TO SUBAH EK KOLI (SAAMAN UTHNEY WALA ) AATA HAI TO YEH DONO DOST KEHTAI HAIN KE LAHORE AA GAYA KIYA? WOH HANS KER KEHTA HAI HAI TUMHAIN NAHIN PATA IS TRAIN MAIN SAANP(SNACK)_AA GAYA THA .
IS LIYE YEH DABA(BLOCK TRAIN SE NIKAL DIYA THA

ek gagah per kafi rash hota hai ek admi dosre admi se poochta hai ke yeh kiya ho raha hai to doosra admi kehta hai ke acsedentho gaya hai per koi zakhmi main haath nahin daal raha hai to woh chekhta hua jata hai k hatoo to log kehtey hain ke marney wala tumhara kon hai woh kehta hai ke mera baap hai marney wala jab woh aagey jata hai to gadah mara hua hota hai

Aik afsar nay preshan ho kar aik aurat say kaha, Mohtarna mughay aik baat ki samagh nahin aai, aap kehti hain keh aap ka aik beta doo saal ka hai aur doosra chaar saal ka hai jabkeh aap kay shohar kay intaqal ko panch saal ho gay hain.
Aurat nay kaha, Haan magar main to zindah hoon.

aik doost nai doosrai doost sai kaha ka marai hath main kya hai
doosra bola kai haathi(elephant)
to pahlai doost nai kaha A doosth aap nai asai dakha ta.

tujhe dekhnai ko yeh manhoos dill betab hai
mager khidki main tera baap hai
ayo ho do teen ghadriyan betho tu sahyi
rakhsay wala kaunsa nawab hai
gher walay poochain kahan jarahy ho
kehna rukiya ki tabiyat kharab hai

dabay main daba dabay main kharghosh
uncle nay ankh mary aunty behosh
merey achey bhayion
apni ais behun ka salam kabool farmayo
aur behuno ko dhair sara pyaar

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Girl: No!!! u will do smething wrng with me....
boy: By God, I--ll Not...!!!
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Life brings ??Kabhi khushi kabhi gum--?
When it ?? Na tum jano na hum--?
So let do ??Masti--? 2 gather
Who knows ?--? Kal ho na ho--?
But when ever u need true friend ?? Main hoon na--?



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aap to chand ho her roz badal jatay ho...
main samander hoon abad ta na bahalnay wala

Aftab khan

Islamabad

Main hoon na..
Life brings ??Kabhi khushi kabhi gum----?
When it ?? Na tum jano na hum----?
So let do ??Masti----? 2 gather
Who knows ?----? Kal ho na ho----?
But when ever u need true friend ?? Main hoon na----?

Life brings ??Kabhi khushi kabhi gum----?
When it ?? Na tum jano na hum----?
So let do ??Masti----? 2 gather
Who knows ?----? Kal ho na ho----?
But when ever u need true friend ?? Main hoon na----?

Khali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain...
Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai...
Joh khaamoshi se guzar jaye, woh dariya bhi dil me toofan rakhte hain



Aftab khan

A paindo man was died :
God say to him
main tain no janat day sa !
paindo said:
na jee na





main tay honda he laisa...




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From: islamabad

AAP TU CHAND HO JISSE SAB LOG YAAD KARENGAI...
HUMARI KISMAT TU TARON JAISI HAI....
YAAD TU DOR...LOG APNI DUA K LIYE
HUMARE TUTNE KI FARIYAD KARENGE....

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