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Mar main v jaana te ji tethon v nahi hona,
Dil mera tutna te akhaan teriyaan ne v rona,
Neend meri udni te raat nu tu v ni sona,
Ishq main kitta te dekhi RAJNI kamli tu v hona

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

DUNIA mein reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DO not WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

geet ki jarurat mahfil main hoti hai
pyar ki jarurat dil main ho ti hai
bin dost ke adhuri hai ye jindagi
kyoki dost ki jarurat har pal main hoti hai

Main har shaam kehta hon
key tum ko bhool jaon gaa,
magar jab subah hoti hai
bholana tumko bhol jata hon

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.