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Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.

Banta: No I wasn't.

Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.

Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.

Santa: The party was at your house!

Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".

Banta: Go on. I am all ears.

Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!

Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.

Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Last night, I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make any sense until you read it upside down!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!

I apologize for all the posts last night. Actually, alcohol hacked my account!

Steve Jobs' last words:

Dear Punjabis,

Please note that

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..

iPill is not our product

and

iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

I could just take in one last breath and die, knowing fully well that I have your scent, your love and your warmth embracing me forever...

Under international pressure, Syria withdraws the last of its 14,000 troop military garrison in Lebanon, ending its 29-year military domination of that country (Syrian occupation of Lebanon).