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Last week, there was a lookalike contest in China. Everybody won!

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I drank so much whisky last night - when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition!

One should always tell others what one feels and say what one expects; because time gets lost in a blink of an eye, but regrets can last a lifetime.

Good Morning!

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?

Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!

Last night, I saw you in my dreams. Now I can't wait to go to sleep.

May Lord Mahavira, the last Tirthankara of Jainism bless you at all times!

Happy Mahavir Jayanti!

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

If u wake up 1 day & were asked 2 have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our luv would last until u see an apple in an orange tree.

Happy Valentines` Day!