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Kon kehta hay, ''laRki hansi toh phasi???

ARz kia hy:

"muskuRana toh haR laRki ki adaa hay,

Usy jo mohabbat samjhy wo gadha hay :-

Kon kehta hay, ''laRki hansi toh phasi???

ARz kia hy:

"muskuRana toh haR laRki ki adaa hay,

Usy jo mohabbat samjhy wo gadha hay :-

kanton bharay raaste par kon aap ka sath de ga,
ammi abbu nahi khawand biwi nahi bhai bhen nahi dost nahi
balke sirf our sirf aap ki chappal

gul khan mochi!!!

Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.

Hum Kon Hain Kia Hain Baa Khuda Yaad Nahin !!!
Apnay Aslaaf Ki Koi Bhi Adda Yaad Nahin !!!

Hain Yaad To Kafir K Taranay He Buss !!!
Hai Nahin Yaad To Masjid Ki Sada Yaad Nahin !!!

Bint-e-Hawwa Ko Nachate Hain Sar-e-Mehfil Ham !!!
Kitnay Sung Dil Hain K Rasm-e-Haya Yaad Nahin !!!

Aaj Apni Zillat Ka Sabab Ye He Hai Shayad !!!
Sub Kuch Hai Yaad, Magar, Sirf KHUDA Yaad Nahi ...!!!

Ye kon hai jo meri bat nahin sunti ?
Mein chalta ho to wo mere sath nahi chalti,?

Andheri raat mein tanah beth kar ?
Mein jalta ho wo mere sath nahi jalti,?

Mein is kabil to ho k wo mujhse bat kare ?
Main khawab dekho to wo tabheer nahi banti ?

Barsoon pahle us ne aik bat kahe thi ?
K mein pyar to karti ho par izhar nahin karti,?

Aik yehi us ke pyar ki Qaid kafi hai,,,,,?
Wo zanjher hila deti hai mgr azad nahin karti

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!