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kafee dino see sardar jee perashan hoote han ke hum loogon ke bare mian latafee kon banata han laken koee hal nahoian niklt akhair kar pata chalta hian ke Mr jion hia jo humare khalaf latefee banata hian wo ek group Mr jion ke pass bajhwate hian ke app himare bare mian assa kyoun lakhtee hoo Mr jion un se ek sawal kartta hioa ke
Mr jion : Mere ghar mian 3 loog hian ek mere wife ek mere jawanm bete 3rd koon hai sardar jeee kafe deer tak soochteee hian laken un ko malume nahian hoota our wo har man latee hian, at last Mr Jion khete hian ke Me yane ks main . sardar je apne app ko bura bhal;a kheta hueee chalee jateee hian our apne loogon ko khette hioa ke hunm loog he bewaqufe hian
loog: Wo kaseee ,Sardar jee sawal karte hian ke mere ghr mian 3 afrad hian mere biwi mere bate 3rd kon hia sare loog parashan hoo jate hian laken koee jawab nahia niklta at last sardat jee khete hn ke Mr Jion.

AIK PAGAL NE DOSRE PAGAL SE KAHA.
KE TUM NE KABE HATY KO DIKA HAI .TOA DOSARA PAGAL BOLA HA ME NE KAL BE HATE KO DIKA TA.PIHLA WALA PAGAL BOLATA HAI KE CHALO TUM MUJE BAVOO HATY KE KETNE DANT HOTE HAI DOSRA PAGAL KEHTA HAI KE JITNE TUMHARE HAI.TO AIS PAR DOSRA PAGAL BOLA CAHLO CHOTE MIRE TO DANT BE NAHI HAI..........

aik dafa aik pagal aik siyane adame se pocheni laga ke tumhara nam kaya hai tu aos ne appna nam bataya.ais ke bad aos ne aos ka gar bar pocha tu wo be bataya.akher kar aos ne poche ke app ne ye sab tu bata deye likin ye bata ke me kon hoo.ais par siyana adme samja ke ye pagal hai-----------

Papa : beta har gair ooraat ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....
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