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Husband apni wife ka janaza le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mar gai*
Aadmi:
Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do*
Husband:
Tum kya samajhte ho? ye sub log meri b v k
janaze mein shirkat karne aaye hen. ye sub kutta
lene aaye hen* Peeche line mein lag jao*
Urri. Baba

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Chahti hoon ke sunoon us se zubaani us ki..


Woh sitam’gar hai to ab us se shikayat kesi,
Aur sitam karna bhi aadat purani us ki..


Besh-qeemat hai yeh moti se meri palkon per,
Chand aansu hain mere pass nishani us ki..


Us jafaa-kaar ko maloom nahin woh kya hai,
Be-murawat ko hai tasveer dikhani us ki..


Aik woh hai nazar andaaz kare hai mujh ko,
Aik mein hoon ke dil-o-jaan se deewani us ki..


Tum ko ulfat hai Qamar us se to ab keh dena,
Samne sab ke sunaa dena kahani us ki..

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Teri be-rukh adaon ne mujhe zarra zarra bana diya



Nayi manzilon pe pohanch ker bhi yehi sochti hon ke kis tarha

Kin raaston pe mile the hum kin raaston ne bichaar diya



Ye to apna apna naseeb hai koi mil sake ya na mil sake

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Mere hum safar zara soch le zara thehar ja qadam do qadam

Teeri raaton ka khaloos hon tere saamne jo bicha diya



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