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Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha.

Usne socha mein facebook ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhooloon..

Usne password rakha " INCORRECT "

Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Ur password is "Incorrect"

Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked

wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

Bas k dushwar ha har kam ka asan hona.
aadmi ko bhi mayassar nahi insan hona,


grya chahy ha kharabi mery kashanay ki,
dar o deewar se tapkay ha bayabaan hona,

wae dewangi e shouq k har dam mujh ko,
aap jana udhar or aap hi hairaan hona,

jalwa az bas k taqaza e nigah karta ha,
johar e ayena bhi chahiay mizghan hona,

isharat e qatl gah e ehl e tamanna mat pooch,
Eid nazzara ha shamsheer ka uryaan hona,

lay gaey khaak main ham dagh e tamanna e nishat,
tu ho or aap basad rang e gulistaan hona,

Ishrat e para e dil zakhm e tamanna khana,
lazzat e raish e jigargharq e namakdaan hona,

ki mery qatl k bad us ne jafa se tobah,
haey us zood e pashemaan ka pashaiman hona,

khaif us chara gra kapray ki qismat Ghalib,
jis ki qismat main ho aashiq ka girebaan hona,