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KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : Oh Shit Os Mein Tou Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.

Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,
cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey: Nahi piyenge
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: Nahi karenge
Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey: Kardenge, Aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

jab teri yaad ka tufaan guzar jaey ga
dil kisi aur samandar main uter jaey ga

dasht se door sahi saya-e-diwaar to hai
hum na ruk ske tu koi aur thehar jaey ga

daagh rehne keliye hote hain reh jaain ge
waqt ka kaam guzarna he guzar jaey ga

apne halaat se main sulah to kar lon lekin
mujh main ruposh jo ek shaks hai mar jaey ga

dopehar main wo karri dhoop paregi ke
jiske cheray pe jo dagh he utar jaey ga...!

Main apni soch ki har soch mein yehi sochun
Na janay tujh se aqeedat ka kon sa bandhan hay
Hai chahton ka taaluq ya dosti ki girah
Ya koi rishta-e-subh-e-azal hai roohon ka
Ke raat din teri sochon mein mast rehta hun
Main teri yaad k unmit naqoosh mein dooba
Youn tere pyar ki mojon mien mast rehta hun
Teray khyal ko meraj-e-ashiqi samjhun
Teray jamal ko meraj-e-shayri samjhun
Teray wisal ko meraj-e-zindagi samjhun
Magar main soch soch kar sochun
Ke tera hijr bhi aye ga aik din akhir
To mere zehn ki sub kehkashayen tooten gi
Na tere qurb k lamhaat laut payen ge
Na teri yaad ki ye kashtiyan hi doobe gi
Magar main husn-e-azal se sada dua go hun
Mere khuda mere dil ki ye iltija sun le
K ab ki baar jo lamhat-e-qurb-e-yaar ayen
Tamam aalam-e-mojood bhi gawahi de
Hum aik dosray ko dekhtay rahen shahi
Na dharkanon ki sada tak hamen sunai de
Mujhe jo qurb ki lazzat se ashna kar de
Wo raat lakhon baras pe muheet ho jaey
Tu aisi subho k sooraj ko andha kar dena
Jo mere yaar ko mujh se chura k le jaey....!