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Khuda ka shukr hai ki aansu berang hote hai..!

Warna..

Raaton ko bheeg jane wale takiye kya raaz bayan kar dete...!!!

Eik muft Khora eik dawat mein bin bolaye chala gia. aik admi nay pocha dolha say thumara kya rishta hay? mufat khoray nay jawab dia: janab woh meray dost kay dost ka dost hay. us admi ny thora sa shorba plate mein dal dia. Mufat Khoray nay Kaha yah kia hay. Admi nay kaha yay shorbay kay shorbay ka shorba hay
hahahahahaha

pahale pahal to khwabon ka dam bharne lagti hai
phir aankhen palkon mein chup kar rone lagti hai
jane tab kyon suraj ke khvahish karte hain log
jab barish mein sab divaren girane lagti hai
tasviron ka rog bhi aakhir kaisa hota hai
tanhai mein baat karo to bolane lagti hai
sahil se takarane vali vahashi maujen bhi
zinda rahane ke khvahish mein marane lagti hai
tum kya jano lafzon ke aazar ke shiddat ko
yaden tak sochon ke aag mein jalne lagti hai.

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Sawal: Pakistan ke Captain par match me sab se zyada kis cheez ka pressure hota hai?
Jawab: agar jeet gaye to English bolna padegi.