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Gol gappay ki rehdi laga lo yaar..
simple g.k.

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If >you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.
Singh thought for a while and said : I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE--s that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don--t PURPLEly disturb people and don--t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You.
The Manager fainted.

The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the battlefield.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Sardar joined new job. first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - ABDUL KALAM

once a sardarji was filling a form for job. In one column he saw a field salary expected. He thought some time then write ""yes""

Boss Saleem & Worker Hussan and Worker New job in oppt
first day of job

Sir Saleem : tell me what u doing in computer Hussan
JI Hussan : Nothing Sir Saleem Only Typing in Urdu and English and Designer and Letter and more
Boss Saleem : O Good Then im Give u job ok start ur work
HA Hussan : thanks sir Saleem For Give me job
Boss Saleem : ok Write Letter in Urdu
JI Hussan :ok Sir
Boss Saleem : fast Hussan dont vase time
bolo Hussan :Now Hussan is Write Letter in Urdu and now Boss Saleem is Read
Boss Saleem : Good Hussan ur Write Letter
kay ha Hussan: Yes Sir
Boss Saleem : ok Give me Im Read
Hussan : ya La Sir Letter App ka
Boss Saleem : O Hussan what u Write This ur not know Urdu
Hussan : Ji sir u tell me Write Letter In Urdu
Boss Saleem: yes i m tell u Write in Urdu not in Urdu English
Hussan : Sir ur not know chat
Boss Saleem: yes i m know
Hussan :then Sir Tell me how how people is chat u
Saleem : In Engish
Hussan: Yes sir i m know how people is chat
Saleem : Then tell me Hussan
Hussan: hey Saleem Tum kay kar ra ho or app ka bata or bate kasa ha or sub
Saleem : yes hussan ur Right
Hussan : then sir i m Write Letter Right
Saleem: Get Out
Hussan: sir u tell me write letter in Urdu ok sir i m know Know Urdu and sir i m always using internet that why im write letter in Chat Urdu Lange
SAleem: ok i m give u again one warring
Hussan :ok Sir

Prostitute left her profession
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,

Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Ae Allah mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k WAPDA main Job.”

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