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aik aadmi kismat ka haal batanay wala huta hay.us kay paas aik tuta huta hay.tuta aik leefafa oudtha ta hay or aadmi perr kar sunata hay.aik din waha se aik larki(girl)guzri tu tutai nay kaha kay chalo hay.larki nay ghar ja kar apnay bhai se kaha kay aik tuta mujh ko chalo chalo boulta hay.is baat per us kay bhai ko ghussa aa ta hay or tutay walay se kahta hay kay may tum ko nahi jhourro ga.woh maafi magta hay.magar larki ka bhai kahta hay kay aaj kay baad ye tuta nazzar nahi aa na chahiye.tutay wala boulta hay thik hay aap ko ye nazzar nahi aai ga.may dosra laiy aao ga.aadmi kuch din aik dosra faal nikal nay wala tu talash karta hay magar us ko boul nay wala tuta nahi milta.woh us hi per rang(color)kar kay lay aata hay.or tutai se kahta hay kay tu us larki ko chalo nahi boulay ga.bola tu may tujh ko maar do ga.tuta bolta hay may nahi bolu ga.aik din woh larki waha se guzarti hay tu tuta us ko kuch nahi bolta tu larki tutay walay ko bolti hay kay tum nay naya tuta liya hay kya.woh kahta hay kay jee ha.woh bolti hay kay is may kya khas baat hay.tutai wala kahta hay kay aap apni aik taang(leg)outhai tu aap ka maazi ka haal bata dey ga or agar aap dosri tang(leg)outhai tu ye aap ka aanay wala waqt(present)bata dey ga.larki bolti hay kay agar may dono tagay(legs)outhao tu.
....tuta bolta hay kay ustaad may nahi kahta tha kay chalo hay...............
(aap ko acha laga hay tu aap mail karna nahi bhoulay(mansar77@yahoo.com)

aik aurat rickshaw main safar kar rahi hoti hay.us kay paas ik baalti main doodh hota hay.aage sadak kharab hoti hay...rickshaw jump karta hay to aurat kehti hay....bhai rickshaw slow chalao.....mera doodh gir raha hay.....rickshaw wala kehta hay kyoon aap ne bra nahin pehni....!!

aik daffa miaan bevi main larai hoo jaati hay, aur unn ki bool chaal bhee band hoo jaati hay. aik din miaan koo kissy kaam ki wajah say subha jaldi uthna hoota hay, woo aik ruqa likh ker bevi kay serhanay rakh daita hay keh mujhay subha 7:00 bajay jaga daina. subha uth kar jab ghari daikhta hay too 8:00 bajay hootay hain, ussay bara ghussa aata hay. woo uth kar bevi kay pass janay lagta hay, too ussay takeay kay pass aik ruqa millta hay jiss per likha hoota hay "" 7:00 baj gay hain abb uth jaaoo ""

1 mrasi hota hay us ko sardi bohat lagtee hay wo sardi say mar jata hay or janat main chala jata hay wahaan us ko hoorain hwa detee hain wo phir mar jatahay

1 shaikh hot hay wo mur jata hay to frishte us ko jahanam main lay ja rehe hote hain to wo kehta hay mujh ko 1 baar janat dikha do phir mujh ko lay jana jab wo janat main chla jata hay to frishtay us ko kehte hain ab aa jao wo wheen betha rehta hay bahir he nahi niklta frishte dunia main aate hain or us kev kapre kay thaan utnhaa kay lay jatay hain or janat kay darwaze kay aagay baith kay kehte hain 100 wala 10 ka 100 wala 10ka to shaikh jaldi say bahir aataa hay to frishte us ko pakar letay hain

Boy; Aaj maray dil ka operation hay.

Dost: pata hay yar darta q hay may hon na.
Boy : I Love U.
Dost : Main b bht pyar Karta hoon tuj say,,,

operation k baad jab larkay ko hosh aya to sirf uska baap khara
tah

Boy : Wo kahan hai ???
Father : tumhay nai pata tumhain dil kis nay dia ?
Boy : What !
Aur
zor zor say ronay laga tab Dil say awaz ai roo mat meray yar may to teray seenay main hamesha k liay zinda hon ! :( :( :( ♥ ♥ ♥

1 DAFA 1 CHOOR 1 GHAR MAIN JAATA HAY JAHAAN 1 BOHOOT MOTEE AURAAT RAHTEE HAY WO AURAAT CHOOR KE AAHAAT SUN KAR USS KO DHAAKAA DAY KAR US KAY SEENAY PAAR BEATH JATEE HAY OR AAPNAY NOKAR KO AAWAAZ DAY KAR KAHTEE HAY ""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" THORI DAIR BAAD PHIR NOKAAR KO KAHTEE HAY""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" NOKAR KAHTA HAY BYGAM SAHAAB MARE CHAAPAAL NAHEE MIL RAHEE , CHOOR BAYCHARAY KAA BORAA HAAL HO GAYA HOTA HAY WOH KAHTAA HAY KAY ""AABAY KAMBAKTH KARMOO CHAPAAL MARE LAY LAY MAGAR JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA DAY""

aik din mein jungle mein ja raha tah samanay say aik sher aya woh meri taraf daikh kar daharah mein be chekkah us na sir helaya and then me to us na meri ankhoo mein ankhein dallieh mein na be pir us na dum helai idhar mein rah gaya pir woh mery taraf bahga lekin mein us ke taraf nahien pehchay ke taraf

eak dafa ka zikar hay kalarkey kahtey hay ,main brown colour ki sarhey phanoon gey kuin kay marey (husband)kay baal brown hain ,duskey larkey khetey hay main too laal colur key sarhey phanoon ghey kuin kay marey main kay baal laal hain , tessrey kheytey hay maim too kaley sarey panhoon gey kuin kay marey main kay baal kaley hain aur jess larkey ki sahdey hoo rhey hooty hay woo khatey hay main koon see sarey phanoon gey mara too main ganja hay..

Phir Wo Yaad Aaya Hay Lamha Bhar Ko,
Phir Wo Sadiyon Ki Judai Day Ga....