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Kon kehta hay, ''laRki hansi toh phasi???

ARz kia hy:

"muskuRana toh haR laRki ki adaa hay,

Usy jo mohabbat samjhy wo gadha hay :-

Kon kehta hay, ''laRki hansi toh phasi???

ARz kia hy:

"muskuRana toh haR laRki ki adaa hay,

Usy jo mohabbat samjhy wo gadha hay :-

haathon main pighal janay ko jee chahta hay
Aatish-e-shoaq main jal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Tujh say ik raaz ki sargoshi bhi karna chahoon
Phir wohi raaz nigal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Dil yeh chahay kay tere dil main rahoon dil ban kay
Phir usi dil say nikal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Wehshat abad makanon main nahi jee lagta
Sheher say door nikal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Hum say yeh rasm ki zanjeer bhi kab toot saki
Dil ki zidd par bhi machal janay ko jee chahta hay.

Khareedar: Ye bara kitne ka hay?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Khareedar heraan ho kar:
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Touch screen wala he kya..??

Waqt Nay Wo Khaak Uraii Hay Dil Kay Dasht Say
Qaaflay Guzartay Hain Phir Bhi Naqsh Pa Koii Nahi

Khud Ko Yon Mehsoor Kar Betha Hoon Apni Zaat Main
Manzelain Charon Taraf Hain Raasta Koii Nahi

Girl:
Yar Me Apna Purs Ghar Bhool i hun.
Muje 1000 Rupay Chahiye thay.
BOY: pyar Hi pyar ke Kaam Aata Hay
Lo 40 Rupay
Riksha pakro or Purs lay aao:-)

Sir jhukanay ki aadat nahi hay,
Aansoo bahanay ki aadat nhi hay,

Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,

Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jatay,
Lekin Haath phelanay ki aadat nahi hay,

Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwanay ki aadat nahi hay,

Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa-e-dil lab py lanay ki aadat nahi hay,

Bd dua bhi kya kren HAQ men tumharay?
Hamain to Dil b dukhanay ki aadat nahi hay...!

Wo Mujh Se Yehi Pochti Hay
Kiya Hum Kabi Mil Bhi Payen Ge.?
Usey Main Sirf Itna Kehta Hon
Qismat Pe Yaqeen Main Nahi Karta
Magar..!
Hamesha Pur Umeed Rehta Hon
Tum Wesa Hi Karna Jaisa Mein Kehta Hon
Khawab Jo Dekhain Hain Wo Tabeer Payen Gey
Agar Lagan Sachi Ha
To Hum Mil Hi Jain Gey...!