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Aik bacha apne bap se kehta hai ke abbu meri chaddi ghar se neche gir gai hai to is ke abbu kehte hain ke is me pareshan hone wali kia bat hai to bacha bolta hai ke is chaddi me may bhi tha
HA HA HA HA .......

Khuda ka shukr hai ki aansu berang hote hai..!

Warna..

Raaton ko bheeg jane wale takiye kya raaz bayan kar dete...!!!

tUm Ko tO MalOom hAi Sab Kuch tUm tO Meray hUmSaaye hO
Bail tO Kab Kii SOokh Chukii Ab Kaliyaan dhOondnay Aaye hO
mOm Kay PutlOn Nay Ab Kay Yeh hUmSafrii Kii Shart Rakhii
dhOop Ka Sehra Bhi Kat Jaye Safar Bhi Saaye Saaye hO
Kis Ki Aamad gUlshan gUlshan KhUwbOo Ban Kay Phailii hAi
Aey PhOolo! tUm Tehnii Tehnii Kis Ka Sandaisa Laaye hO
Taro ! tUmhien tO Teh Karnii Thii Meray Saath mUsaafat e Gham
HijR Kii Pehlii Shab hAi Abhi Say dhUndlaaye dhUndlaaye hO
Har DhArkAn Mein tUmhien Utaara Har Sapney Mein tUmhien Pukara
SadiyOn Tak Chaha hAi tUm Ko Lekin Phir Bhi Paraaye hO
Main Nay PalkOn Say Chunay hAin Is DhARtii Kay Mah o NajOom
Meray Baaray Mein Ab jO Bhi Us Kii Raaye hO.

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Sawal: Pakistan ke Captain par match me sab se zyada kis cheez ka pressure hota hai?
Jawab: agar jeet gaye to English bolna padegi.

Koi Deewana Kehta Hai Koi Pagal Samajhta Hai,
Magar Dharti Ki Bechani Ko Bus Badal Samajhta Hai,
Mein Tujhse Door Kaisa Hoon, Tu Mujhse Door Kaisi Hai,
Ye Tera Dil Samajhta Hai Ya Mera Dil Samajhta Hai,
K Mohhabat Ek Ehsason Ki Pavan Si Kahani Hai,
Kabhi Kabira Deewana Tha Kabhi Meera Deewani Hai,
Yahan Sab Log Kehte Hain Meri Aakhon Mein Aansu Hai,
Jo Tu Samjhe To Moti Hai Jo Na Samjhe To Pani Hai,
Samander Peer Ka Aander Hai Lekin Ro Nahi Sakta,
Ye Aansu Pyar Ka Moti Hai Isko Kho Nahi Sakta,
Meri Chahata Ko Dulhan Tu Bana Lena Magar Sun Le,
Jo Mera Ho Nahi Paya Wo Tera Ho Nahi Sakta,
Bharar Koi Kumudani Par Machal Baitha To Hungama,
Hamare Dil Mein Koi Khawab Pal Baitha To Hungama,
Aabhi Tak Doob Kar Sunte The Sab Kissa Mohhabat Ka,
Mein Kisse Ko Hakikat Mein Badal Baitha To Hungama....!!
Main uska hun wo is ehsaas se inkaar karta hai
Bhari mehfil mein bhi ruswaa har baar karta hai
yaki hai saari duniya ko khafa hai humse woh lekin
Mujhe maaloom hai phir bhi mujhi se pyaar karta hai
Main jab bhi tez chalta hoon nazaare choot jate hain
Koi jab roop gadhta hoon to
saanche toot jate hain
Main rota hoon to aakar log kandha thap thapate hain
Main hasta hoon to mujhse log aksar rooth jate hain
Mat poooch ki kya haal hai mera tere aage
Tu dekh ke kya rang hain tera mere aage
Samandar peer ka andar hain lekin ro nahi sakta
Yeh aasu pyaar ka moti hain isko kho nahi sakta
Meri chahat ko dulhan tu bana lena magar sun le
Jo mera ho nahi paaya woh tera ho nahi sakta.

Wo Ess Andaaz Ki Mujh Sey Muhabbat Chahta Hai....
Meray Har Khawab Pay Apni Hakoomat Chahta Hai,,,,,

Wo Kehta hai Mian Uss Ki Zaroorat Ban Chuka Hun.....
To Goya Wo Mujhay Hasb-e-Zaroorat Chahta Hai,,,,,,