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Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

When you take away 'whole', still 'some' is left.

And when you can take away 'some', you still have the 'whole' left?

What is it?

The scary thing about dating is that one is either going to marry that person or break up!

Banta: What are you going to do today?

Santa: Nothing.

Banta: You did that yesterday.

Santa: Yes, but I wasn't finished.

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!

All mornings are like Paintings. You need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up and SMS from someone like me to color your day.

Good Morning!

Love is a fire, but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!