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3 boys where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted
oye pehle hi teen baithay hain tu kaha bethega...!

Laugh away those blues…!
Humour has 2 bcome an integral part of
every individual’s life,
4 clinical depressions 2 b kept at bay.
After all laughter is the best medicine.

It's better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS

This World is going very fast if you want
to touch the foot of success you also have
to go very fast otherwise you will never be able
to touch the foot of success.

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, ""is this love?"".
GOD replied, ""no dear, result is near...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart.
Be my Valentine.

Valentine day is not too far away
Everyone is waiting for their cards presents and chocolates galore
Lovers waiting for their valentine cards to come through the door
Chocolates perfumes and colourful flowers
Lovers waiting and pining for many precious hours
Valentine romantic candle light dinners
To get to your lovers heart they are the winners
A table for two just me and you
A quick drink and kisses that""s all to come
Valentine day is here and tomorrow it""s gone!!!
This special day is so welcoming and dear
This special day comes only once a year
Many get married on Valentine day
Many elope and hide away
Whatever you do on Valentine day
Please don""t get emotionally carried away
For lovers their will only be him and only be you
Look into each others eyes and say I love you
Happy Valentine Day to everyone

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,
plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet &
cool msgs.So hurry

When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.

I m going to write on all
the bricks I MISS U and
I wish that one falls on your head,
so that u knows how it hurts
when u miss someone special like u.

Sardar apni behan k sath ja raha tha, Kisi ne zore se kaha " Oye.. mashoka le ker kahan nikle " Sardar ko gussa agaya aur jawab diya " Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It--s time to go to school!

Son: But why, Mom? I don--t want to go.

Mother: Give me two reasons why you don--t want to go.

Son: Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers too hate me

Mother: Oh, that--s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to school.

Mother: Well, for one, you--re 52 years old. And for another, you--re the Principal!


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m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u

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