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thahar jao k hairani to jaye
tumhari shakl pahchani to jaye
shab-e-gam tu hi mahman ban k aja
hamare ghar ki wirani to jaye
zara khul kar bhi ro lene do ham ko
k dil ki aag tak pani ho jaye
bala se tor dalo ainon ko
kisi surat ye hairani to jaye...

bacha: miss hamare ghar munna aane wala hai
miss: tumhein kaise pata?
bacha: jab pichli baar ammi haspatal dakhil hui thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu dakhil hain!!!

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta

Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??

Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.

Biwi: Me ghar chhore kar ja rahi hoon.
Shohar Gusse Me: Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai

Raaston Mein Rahay Na Ghar Mein Rahay
Umer Bhar Haalat-e-Safar Mein Rahay
Lafz Saaray Charaagh Ban Jayein
Vasf Aisa Mere Hunar Mein Rahay
Zeher Saara Shajar Mein Aa Jaye
Ay Khuda Zindagi Samar Mein Rahay
Is Lye Gardishon Ko Paala Hai
Koi Tou Halqa-e-Asar Mein Rahay
Ek Zamaana Gharon Mein Tha Aabaad
Be-Ghar Ham Teri Nazron Mein Rahay.

Saas:
Aj Sy Tumhara Ghar Yahi Hai
Aj Se Tum Mjhe MAA Or Sasur Ko ABU Kahogi.
.
Sham Ko Larki Ka Husband Aya To Boli
.
Ammi
Bhai Jaan Aa Gye..

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.