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I am the first on Earth, the second in Heaven, I appear twice times in a Week; and you can only see me once in a
year although I am in the middle of the sea...

What am I?

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest!

Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.

Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate & the third is routine.

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

Pinky infuriated with his boyfriend's behaviour: I'd see him hanged first.

Jeeto: Just marry him. and it won't be long before he'll hang himself!

Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life.

Good Morning!

If we sleep on flowers, it's called our first night;

And if flowers sleep on us, it's called our last night!

That's the reality of life!