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Dear Weather,

Please stop being so romantic. We don't have girlfriends, we have wives!

Sincerely,

All Husbands

Dear Friends,

Eat healthy

Sleep early

Smile regularly

Laugh occasionally

And exercise daily

Because I want some friends alive for company even in my old age!

Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !

Dear Friend, I am proud of your marks in the Boards.

Congratulations... and may you get admission in the College of your choice!

Dear Winter,

I'm breaking up with you. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons; and Summer is certainlyhotter than you!

Please add me dear...


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to the Whatapp group... is our national symbol of desperation!

Dear Ladies,

You can never lose weight, if you keep eating BHAAV all the time!

Dear Vegetarians,

Thanks for saving all the good food for us!

Sincerely,

Non- Vegetarian!

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,

While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist