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ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ?
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA RAHA.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid This was a missed call

Hum Ne Unko Miss Call De Kar Apni Yaad Dilayi "Ghalib" . Unhon Ne Msg Kar k Kaha . Keera Hai Kya? Lo batao! Jazbat ki watt laga di....?

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

Boy : Call Receve Kyun nahi Ki, 15 Mints Se Call Karaha Hu, Girl Woh Main . . . . Woh Main . . Ringtone Pr Dance Karahi Thi.:-*