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The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
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do sikhon nay naya naya mobile phone khareeda. Abh dono rozana aik doosray say mobile phone par baat karnay lagay. Aik din dono sikh aapas main kahnay lagay kay yaar abh hum mobile phone kay istmaal say tangh aachukay hain kiyon na abh purana tareeka (kabootar wala) apnaya jaaie. Abh dono nay faisla kia kay aik doosray ko message kabootar kay zarie karainghay. silsala kuch aisay hua kay aik sikh nay kabootr kay galay main parchi bandh dhi. > >kabootar jab doosray sikh kay pass parchi laikar puhcha to us nay parchi khol kay dekha us main kuchh bhi nahin likha tha, to sikh nay phone kar kay poocha yaar is parchi main to kuchh bhi nahin likha hua hai. to pahlay walay sikh nay kaha kay yaar yeh to main nay miss call di hai....... > > > >


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Do pathaan mobile khareedtay hain aik doosray ko buhat miss callien marte hain aik dafa tang aakar kehtay hain ke ab hum aik doosray se kabutar ke zariye baat karengay to pehla pathaan doosray ko khaali parchi bhejta hai aglay din pathaan poochta hai ke tumne khaali parchi kyoun bheji thi woh kehta hai ke mene Miss Call marii thi....
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Lady Secretary to boss: - Sir, it?s your wife?s call. She wants to kiss you on the phone.
Boss: - OK, take and give me later on.


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