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Masjid may alan hoi kay aaj 4 bajay maulana shaib majlis karangay .sub log 4 bagay masjid may gaya .maulana shaib masjid may abi batnay walay tay kay aak aurat nay roona soroo kia sub log haran hoya maulana shaib nay aurat say pocha kay abi may nay majlis shooro nahi kiya aap nay rona shooro kay ,aurat nay jawab may kaa kay aap ki dadie maray bakra ki dadie jasi hai

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aik khan nay aik bakra kharida.3 saal na to us nay bakray ko nehlaya aur na hi us ka gand saaf kia.bus usay aik kothary mein daal kar bhool gaya.3 saal kay baad us nay ailaan karaya k jo is bakray k saath 1 hour guzaray ga us ko 1 lac inam milay ga.yeh sun kar aik gora,aik pakistani aur aik sikh aya.pehlay gora ander gaya aur 2 minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.phir pakistani ander gaya aur aik minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.aakhir mein sikh ander gaya aur 30 second baad bakra bahar aa gaya.

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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Main tujay Ghass
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