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Customer: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta!
Salesman: China ka hai....
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de

Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main'''''''..

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:simple bhai ,pathar maar kar dekho,
ager bhaga tou bakra
aur ager bhagi tou bakri.

Ab tu duniya walon par bilkul bharosa nhi karna FARAZ...

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Ek bewafa ne hum ko China ka bakra keh kar Kutta baich diya..!!

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20,000 Rs. only

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15,000 Rs. only

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10,000 Rs. only

stock is limited...
if u r intrested contact with
"Bakra SMS Association"

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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tak isay khilana
Pilana
Roz sham ko sair karwanay par Eid pe wapis kar dena
Maine bhi Qurbani krni hy

"BAKRA EID ka Zamana hai"

"Musam bhi SUHANA hai"

"aik raan rost kar k tou bhejo"

"Kya gosht ko AGLI "EID"tak Chalana hei?"...

Na jany mera tasavur tha ya fareb nazer
Bakra eid main bhi tum mujhe nazer aiye

Assalam-O-Alaikum
A msg recvd by gov of pak frm n unknwn num,

9-dec-09 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek b
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Janwar nhe bachay ga..;-)
I Think I'am da 1st per$on To wish You Eid Greetingz
Happy Bakra Eid in Advance.

Assalam-O-Alaikum
A msg recvd by gov of pakistan

9-dec-09 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmarey log pakistan k koney koney mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj talo hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek bhi
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Janwar nhe bachay ga..;-)
I Think I'am da 1st per$on To wish You Eid Greetingz
Happy Bakra Eid in Advance.

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

main aap ko aik story sunata hoon jo ke net beeti hai.howa yoon ke aik din main free tha.aur koi bhi mere pass online nahin tha.main ne socha ke chalo kisi lerke ko fool banaya jai.so main ne jaldi se apna email change kiya aur lerki ke email se banaya.aur aik lerke ko add ker liya.main ne jaise hi use add kiya tu woh foren hi on line ho gya .aur mujh se keh ne laga ke how get my id.mujhe bahuoot hasi aarahe thi ke yeh sayed mujhe lerki samh raha hai.so main ne bhi use fool banana shoro ker diya.aage ki sunye aap.us ne mujh se mera asl posha tu main ne use apna asl bataya.main ne bataya ke 20 f lahore. phir main ne us se pocha tu us ne bataya ke 28 m karachi.us ne mujh se foren hi friendship ki request ker di.main ne bhi haan ker diya.us ne mere bare main woh sab kuch pocha jo.lerke lerkiyoon se pochte hain.so main ne apni hobbies sab bata dein.ab hamari daily hi baat hone lagi.woh mujh main intersted horaha tha.main bhi use khoub fool bana raha tha ke dekho tu yeh kitne paani main hai.khir us ns ne mujh se kaha ke i want to see you. tu main ne as you wish.main ne kahaan milein gai kahaan.tu us ne kaha ke app bataain tu main ne ""Qabrostaan"" main aajain aap.i will wait you .tu us ne kaha kiyaaaaaaaaaa.main ne kaha jee haan main sahee keh rahi hoon.aur woh be chara mere haatoon net bakra ban raha tha.aakhir kaar use aaj tak yeh nahin maloom ke koi aik lerka use ab tak fool banara hai .woh abhi tak mujhe lerki samjh raha hia.woh aisa net bakra ban raha hai mere hatoon ke main aap ko bata nahin skahta hoon.i cant belive that.khir main ab us se zayada baat nahin kerta hoon becoz mere pass ab tim nahin hai.khir aap ko kaisi lagi meri story.zaroor bataye gaa.ok.

bakray nay maara jo bakri ko seeng to bakri bhi maaray gi bakray ko seeng

Kash tu mera bakra hunda

main tenu bare pyar nal patthe panda

Teray singhan nu phar k halanda

te pyar nal tenu puchda,

das pagal kon?

Tu bare pyar nal kenda Myn Myn