Miscellaneous

Baap ne betay se kaha: Dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila hai,

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Aap bay-fikar rahein, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga!' ;)

Sher likha jata hai
Parha jata hai
Suna jata hai
Kaha jata hai

Lekin jb Sher samne ata he tou
Pajama uper se dhila
Neche se geela OR
Peeche se peela ho jata hai!

2 pagal crickt Match dekh rahy thy.
Afridi ne six mara.

Pehla Pagal!!


Wah kiya goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf goal is mein nahi, cricket me hota hai....!!!

Susti Hamari bari Dushman Hai
(Allama Iqbal)

Hamein apne Dushman se pyar krna chahiye
(Quaid.e.Azam)

Abb butao kes ki baat menain??

===>><<===
"NEW" "GENRATION"

Aik sahab sham ko ghr aye to dekha k un ka 6 sala bacha apny ghr ki dehleez pr udas betha hai unho ny pyar sy bachy k sir pr hath phera or waja pochi to bachy ny kaha


PAPA TUMHARI B.V. K SATH MERA GUZARA NAHI HO SAKTA..:-D

Aishwaria Or katrina court me case lar rahi thi k zyada make up kon krti hai? 2no case har gai,

OR

1 dosre se pochne lgi



Yar ye Sheri Rehman kon hai

A mouse was goin wd its kids. A CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,

Mouse:"Dats Da Advantage of learning foreign language

Na monh na maaya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Baith k 4 panne palat lo beta
final paper girlfriend/Boyfriend ne nhi banaya hai...

Agar
aap
ladkiyon
se
hamesha
ghere
rehna
chahte
hain


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Gol gappay ki rehdi laga lo yaar..
simple g.k.