Miscellaneous

Go down 2 C my heart...


















Dekha
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL...

A:u r Active
B:u r Best
C:u r Cute
D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant
F:u r alwayz first
G:u r Great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat
mujhme nahi hai!

Why do boys act like idiots ???
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Who says that they r acting??.... :-)

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DO NoT WASTE UR TIME LIKE THIS

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
Jab log phekenge ande tamatar,
Tou raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega...

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Girl: Saindal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Arey pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Girl: Saindal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Arey pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!