Miscellaneous

English Man:
"My Grand Father Lived 96 Years. He Never Used Glasses.."

Meera: I Know..
Some People drink directly from BottLe!!!

Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya
k
behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aya tou romantic ho kr pocha.

Laila!
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Tu Nahandi nahi@

2 Betiyon Ki ShaDi K Lye
1 FaKeeR ko Jehez Ki Zarürt Hai
Dosto

Tou 5 bar Balanc chk Kren or Is Kar-e-Khair Mein ShamiL Ho jayn

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy
Frnd:Us k paas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe maar k kehna Janu agr tm kaho tou ye adat bhi chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!Bv ne sun kr jwab dia"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek sota menu v lawa"

Dada or dadi ne, apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k mnane ka socha,unho ne fesla kia k hm phr drya kinare milenge, dada suba jaldi uthkr tiar hokar, gulab lekr knare pohncha,bht dair hogye dadi nhi i,wo guse mey ghr aaye,or phool phenkte hoe bolay, tm i q nhi, dadi shrmate hoe boli,mama ne jane nhi dia :-D

Worlds Shortest Jokes:

1) two Women are Sitting Quiet.

2) two Sardars are playing Chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?

U r Beautiful :-

Worlds Shortest Jokes:

1) two Women are Sitting Quiet.

2) two Sardars are playing Chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?

U r Beautiful :-

Boy-
Papa mjhe nokrani se pyar hy
Mei us se he shadi krun ga

Major Rohail-
Nokrani ko rani banane ka nah socho

Boy-
Kyu

Major Rohail-
Yhe galti mei ne b ki thi beta