Miscellaneous

Mom: Kyon Rotey Ho?
Son: Dad ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi di.


Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gey.
Son: Kaam Wali ko Kon se Tables Aatey hain?

Aek sheikh apne building ki upar ki manzil say neechay gira
Rastay mein us nay apne bivi ko us ki routi pakatay hue dekha

tou kehta hua gaya

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oooo meri routi na pakaennnnnnnnnn!!!

Journalist to meera:
What Type Of Rules U Like ???
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Meera : Wassay Tau I like Chicken Roll, Lekin Beef Roll Bhi Khaa Leti HoN....

Kya apko pta hy?

kitaben saamne rakh k bhi nah prhne wali bemari

Ka kya nam hy?



Chaudhary: aahoo!!! Beghairti

Aik bar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye
Ganja naai k pass gaya,
Naai Gusse se bola Inhein ginon ya katon?
Ganja sharmate hue bola..
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Colour ker do

An Interviewer To Student: " What Is Science "
Student: @!#@#$#
Interviewer:I Dint Understand Anything!
Student: Same Is D Situation Here !

Who was De
1st Indian Crickter 2 Bcum captain in his
1st match,
scored 100 on debut & hit 6 on da last bal to defeat England??
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Amir Khan in "LAGAAN"

..1 ADMI ko har bat mein ''TERA BHAI'' kehne ki adat thi.
wo shadi k bad apne bedroom mein gya or dulhan ka ghonghat utha k bola:
"Kesa lag raha hy
TERA BHAI";-)

Memon: Arey ajj tou 1Rs k 3 Amrood miley!

Dost: wo kese?

Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse mein piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia.