Jokes

do bache aapes me baten kar rahe hote
hain aik kehta hai mere abboo itne gram
chai peete hain ke choole se uterte he
chara lete hain . dosra kehta hai bus
mere abboo to dood(Milk)pee kar choole
par baith jate hain. haaaaaaaaaa

whats common b/w audio casette and women?????????????????? u can use their both sides..........lolzzzz

EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.

Aek dafa aek baap or beta bahir jatay hean baap ka beta neechay girey hoi cheeze dakhata hai or utha lata hai us ka baap kahta hai kea neechay gerey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay phir thori durr he jatay hean tu us larkay ka baap gir jata hai naalay mea woh kahta hai beta mujeh bahir nikalo tu us ka beta kahta hai baap aap nea he tu kaha tha kea betay girey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay

aik martaba aik dolaha sahab nay suhag raat ko apne dolahan ka ghunghat outhaya.aur salamy kay tor per panch soo ka note deya.pher dolahan nay kaha ! dusarow say to hazar|one thousand| laty hoo tum shoher ho chalo tum panch soo da do.

EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.

Aak lakri aapnay neighbour(male) say khatai ha kay Nadeem 200 rupay udhar day do kal lay lana to nadeem khata ha 300 lay lo lakin aaj hi day do:)

aik aorat ki das(10) bacy hay .jo ki hamary muhaly main rahti hai .us ka kahna hia ky mujhy aaj tak mairy miya ka sacha piyar nahy mila

Boy:did u want 2 marry me?
Girl:i am not so beautiful & pretty.
Boy:i dam care because u will be doing your work.