Jokes

andari raat mai ghawara na howa""
hum to lako kay howai makar koye hamara na howa""

AIK ADMEE DUSRAY ADMEE SAY KEHTA HAI YAR BBC KA KEYA MATLAB DUSRA ADMEE JAWAB DAYTA HAI ""BARAKAT SHAH BARGAIN CENTER"".

aik orat apny dewar say kahti hy k mein tum ko panch ropy don gi.tum mujy apny bhai k aik baal la do.dewar apni bhabi say kahta hy k app mujy das rupay dein mein app ko bhai ki sari vig la don ga.

Aik admi film key director say mila aur bola key mujey filmon main chance dean.Director ney kahaa kyoon kya quality hai tum main .Wo admi bola key muj main sub parindon ki khasosyat hain.Director bola ye konsee badri baat hai ye too bahout say actor kar letey hain.Wo admi ye baat sun kar bahout mayoos hua aur khirki(window)kholi aur phur say urh(fly)gya...ha ha ha

on 11th september ,.,.israelian prime minster calls pres bush on 8:00 clock morning aur kehta hay keh twin towers keh tubah honay ka barra ufssos hua...bush jawab daita hay .,.,konsay twin towers ki tabahi?,.,.israely prime minister jawab daita hay bhai maaf kurna bhai main 1.5hr(daidh ghuntay) baad dubara phone karoon ga ....bye

AIK BEWACOOF DUSRAY BEWACOOF SAY CHALO YAR SURAJ (SUN) PAR JATAY HAI DUSRA KEHTA HAI ABEE GARMEE HAI RAT(NIGHT) KO CHALAYN GAY.

Ek Faqir Bus Stop Per Aik Aadmi Se Bheek Mangta Hai To Woh Aadmi Kehta Hai Ke Tamater kaho.. Dhori Dair baad Faqir Phir Bolta Hai To Woh Aadmi Phir Yehi Kehta Hai Ke Tamatar Kaho Us Per Faqeer Naraz Hojata hai aur Kehta hai K Main Tum Se Bheek Mang Raha Hoon Aur Tum Mujhay Tamater Kehlarahay ho...
Is Per Un K Baraber Wala Aadmi Faqir ko
Bolta Hia K Bhi Yeh Aadmi Tootla Hai Aur Kehtaha Hai K Kamaker Kaho

Ustad: Batao Allah Ne Paith(Abdomen) kis leye banaya hai

Shagird: Pajama Bandhnay ke liye

Ye kya ghazab ho gya key khat ka aana band ho gya.............Ya mouhabat kam ho gye ya dakkhana band ho gya