Jokes

A boy and his grandma were walking down a lane. The boy sees a five pound note on the floor and asks his grandma can I pick it up, but grandma says no! you should never pick up fallen things. They walked a little further and the boy sees fifty pounds in a wallet on the floor and asks his grandma, again can I pick it up, but the grandma says no! you should never pick up fallen stuff even if it costs more than one thousand pounds. They continue walking and after a while the grandma falls down and asks the grandson for help and the grandson replies no! even if the fallen thing costs more than one thousand pounds, you should never pick it up.

one day a boy went to store with his mom and dad. they were riding on bicycle . first the boy drop the potatos that they bought from store. and he said "" dad I drop potatos"" and dad said do not worry we will buy other from next store. Second time he drop some vegetables"" and said to his dad I drop vegetalbes and dad reply that we will bought from other store,just led them. and third time their mom fell down and boy said "" Dad mom fell down. and Dad reply "" just led her we will buy from another store.

Aik aadmi bus mein betha tha.Achaanak bus ke ooper say aawaaz aaee...""Ahmed!"".uss aadmi nay bus se sar nikaalaa to ooper say kissi nay badi zor say us ke sar per joota maara.Kaee baar ooper say aawaaz aee or us aadmi nay kaee baar jhoote khaey.Kaafi der baad us aadmi kay saath bethay huay larkay ne kaha kay ""Kia aap kaa naam Ahmed hay?"".TO us nay jawaab dia ke ""nahin!mein ooper waale aadmi ko bewaqoof banaa rahaa hooon

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

eak ladka zoor zoor sa khans raha tha us ke grandma na us sa kha ka bata jab tum khans tha ho tho moo per haat rakhna chaya ladka na jhat sa kha ka grandma mara ko is ke zarrot nahi hai aap ko is zarrot agar aap moo per haat nahi rakha tho aap ka teeth bhar aa jainga

ek dafa ek ganja admi ek darahat ke niche beta hua tha ke achanak wahan se ek jirya urri jis ne us ganje admi ke sar ke upar bhid kar di to who admi us jirya ki taraf dekh kar kehne laga""tumhein scharam nahi aati lagta hai tumhari mama ne tumhein andarwiyar hi nahi pehnaya tha