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Aik dafa aik pehlawn hota hai woh apni akhri ladyi ladnay gata hai woh apni (fight) kay liya naya (underwear buy) karta hai. (Fight) ka din aagya woh (fight) karnay gata hai aur woh (win) ho gata hai aur phir sab ko apna (new underwear) dekhata hai to sab (laugh) karna (start) ho gatay hain aur phir woh (home) chala gata hai aur apni biwi say kahta hai keh mujhe per sab (laugh) kar rahay thay to os ki biwi kehti hai woh to app ghar hai bhol gayaya thay
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Mere wajud me kash vo utar jaye,
Me dekhu aaina or vo najar aaye,
Vo ho samne or waqt thahar jaye,
Ye zindagi unhe yuhi dekhte hue gujar jaye.

Aik khoobsoorat ladki ne departmental store se 1 perfume ki bottle li aur cash counter pe ja kar iski qeemqat poochhi. Clerk dil phenk type ka aadmi tha. Us ne sharatan kaha, ""Aik pappi"". Ladki wapas mudi. 10 perfume ki bottles lai. Phir us ne cash counter pe ja kar zor se darwaze ki taraf mun kar ke aawaz lagai, "" Dadaji apne perfumes ka bill ada kar deejiye""